My Dad became a Grandpa

Not in the normal way...he became a Grandpa to a new baby calf. Bigene, his cow, has had a little-ene baby girl. They have a fairly rocky relationship, Bigene is always getting out of her compound and when told by Grandpa to get back in her box, she invariably has a swipe at him with her wide horns. My mother recently reported that Bigene and Dad had an argument in which Grandpa came off with a calf injury (no pun intended). They are intrepid my parents.

What do we live for but to make sport for our neighbours and laugh at them in our turn

- Jane Austen.